«The Bad Touch» is a song recorded by American alternative hip hop band Bloodhound Gang. It was released in May 1999 as the lead single from their album Hooray for Boobies. It was released a year later, in the US and UK. The song was remixed by many artists including God Lives UnderwaterKMFDM and Eiffel 65. Like much of the Bloodhound Gang’s other music, the song contains a wide variety of sexual colloquialisms. The sleeve for the single features a photo of two zebras in copula.

The song’s video, shot during the summer of 1999, features the band dressed in «MonkeyRat» costumes with oversized ears, in various locations inParis (including the Place de l’Estrapade, Avenue de Saxe, and Champ de Mars), and the Eiffel Tower is visible in many shots.